Bodgit and Scarper

I SEE that Jeff Revill says that it is not vandals that are responsible for water losses, but I must disagree, writes Steve Bean.

It is and I can name them, CaRT. How do we get the government, who set up this 'quango charity', to do something?

Perfect!

About a month ago a volunteer at a lock (I won't name it to protect them) described CaRT as 'Bodgit and Scarper', which I thought was perfect!

[Perfect indeed, in view of the continuing re-failures, with two swing bridges springing to mind—Editor.