Structure failure 'vandalism'

It may seem strange that CRT are so often claiming 'vandalism' as a cause for failed infrastructure, writes Andrew Bailes.

Perhaps, though, one might read their conscious neglect of the waterways as a kind of passive 'vandalism' in itself.

Freudian psychology

This mea culpa from the Trust, therefore, concealed as it is in their traditional obfuscatory manner, may be read by anyone versed in Freudian psychology as the revelation of subconscious matter through an unconscious 'slip of the tongue'.

Either that, or they really do take us for fools!