Where do they recruit them from?

Where do they recruit them from? Asks Keith Gudgin of those who churn out stoppage notices.

He reports the stoppage on the Droitwich Barge Canal, that Canal & River Trust tell is blocked by a large Ash tree by Lock 8 at Salwarpe.

Nothing so mundane

But  it has not been blown down with the wind, nothing so mundane, 'it is due to an environmental effects'!

It seems, from the many 'Cartisms' we now get, normal English is out the window.  Where indeed does CART recruit these people.

Which is followed by the now normal 'social distancing effect', meaning there will be no hurry to clear it!