The Canstapo

THAT'S right, pity CaRT didn't do the maths before it opened its cavernous mouth and shoved both of its dirty great boots in it, writes Keith Gudgin.

Now, if a boat moves the said 5 - 20 km in the first couple of weeks of the licence period will this be classed as compliance for the rest of the year? It appears that this is the case.

Canstapo

What I want to know is, as I've now travelled 55 miles already this year, so can I just sit here until January next year and not be pestered by the 'canstapo'—CANal STAte POlice—as they are now starting to be called.

After all I have already complied with the new distance rule have I not?

Not very well thought out from CaRT is it?? Too short a distance over too long a period!