What complete crap!

THE Canal & River Trust is really exceeding itself with its ludicrous statements.

Bill Ridgeway sends us its latest from its website that would have us believe—and here we quote:

Make you happier

'New independent research published today shows that simply spending time by the waterways can make you happier and improve your life satisfaction, with an equivalent estimated social wellbeing value of £3.8bn per year'.

What do you think of that then? That must be calculated on its 450,000,000 visits to its waterways, that will no doubt soon go up to half a billion!  As Victor would add—silly sods!