If you find a set of keys...'

IT IS very doubtful, until the Grand Union Canal at Warwick is dredged, but should you find a set of keys in the canal they will belong to Graham.

It seems Graham has been a naughty boy and cheated on his lover Linda, and being a woman scorned, she has taken revenge by throwing his keys—including those to his car—in the Grand Union Canal, and plastering Warwick with laminated posters.

Dumped her fella

Del Hayton tells us that there are dozens of posters all over the town from the scorned Linda, who has dumped her cheating fella in no uncertain way, with the posters (pictured) showing she has slung his keys in the canal.

She has also changed her locks so he cannot return and cleared his credit and debit cards, with the posters complete with the message 'if she is so good in bed you can stay there!'